Mark yaps about being a useless idiot who can’t hang shelves, but then has a change of heart and decides that life is wonderful.

Mark and comic Ryan Maglunob do a podcast while they drive to a potential disaster of a gig at a fancy golf resort. How does it all end?? Tune in to find out!!

Mark yaps about going to a comedy hangout, his horrible socializing skills, and moms at the swimming pool.

Mark gets the living bejesus scared out of him with an emergency and also he realizes he may have eaten bugs.

Mark blabs about belly-fat, ministers, and festivals that hate him.

Mark yammers on about award shows, Nazi-haircuts, and houses that cost a zillion dollars.

Mark is interrupted by his needy baby as he tries to explain that he is clearly dumb enough to appeal to the YouTube generation.

Mark blabs about vaccines, creepy children’s entertainers, and threesomes involving bodybuilders.

Mark has a rare guest and it is one of Canada’s finest exports – his friend, Debra DiGiovanni. They blab about their gig in Sarnia, theatre shows, Satan worship, and having a performance go off the rails.

Mark yells about motivational podcaster Jess Lively and cats dry-humping mattresses.

Mark talks about how therapy doesn’t work and why calling someone charming is an insult.

In this special episode, Mark yells about a fight that happened in the gym between a personal trainer and a customer!! Dis shizzle cray cray.

In this episode Mark yells at a furniture lady, has his faith in humanity restored, and then watches someone almost get kicked out of the gym for being “too nice”. It’s a freaking whirlwind.

Mark yaps about Valentines Day, Tina Fey, getting fake listens, and his demon baby.

Mark blabs about open mics, consistency, and Tony Robbins.

Mark rants and raves about doing an awful show for a bunch of Christians.

Mark yammers on about buying a dog from the Amish and other such nonsense.

Mark yaps about being on the road, spending the week in a condo with two other comics, and being immediately forgotten by the audience.