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Episode 121 – Beer Store and Nursery School

Posted on May 13, 2021 by MarkBennett

Mark yaps about skinny jeans, his kid going to nursery school and the Beer Store

Mark Bennett · Episode 121 – Beer Store and Nursery School

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Episode 120 – Vaccine Rollout, Porch Pirates, and Cats

Posted on April 23, 2021May 13, 2021 by MarkBennett

Mark yells about sensitive people, vaccine rollout, and power tools.

Mark Bennett · Episode 120 – Vaccine Rollout, Pirates, and Cats

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Episode 119 – Covid, Hijabs, and Raining Feces

Posted on April 11, 2021April 11, 2021 by MarkBennett

Mark is back with an episode about a neighbour throwing faces on him and other wonderful stories.

Mark Bennett · Episode 119 – Covid, Hijabs, and Raining Feces

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Episode 118 – Gluten Free and Swearing Toddlers

Posted on September 17, 2019 by MarkBennett

Mark solves 90 percent of the world’s car accident problems and reveals his son swears like a drunken trucker.

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Episode 117 – Justin Theroux, Smokers, and the Raptors

Posted on August 27, 2019 by MarkBennett

Mark is back after two months to blab about the Raptors, smokers, and looking cool.

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Fight With A Special Needs Kid

Posted on June 6, 2019 by MarkBennett

Mark tries to teach his kid how to fight off a special needs bully.

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Episode 115 – Van Damme and Life Insurance

Posted on May 13, 2019 by MarkBennett

Mark craps on about broken rib, insurance, and Lionheart.

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Episode 114 – That New Baby Shriek

Posted on April 24, 2019 by MarkBennett

Mark talks about bringing home a new baby. It’s his baby.

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Episode 113 – Michael Jackson, Freddie Mercury, and Darryl Purvis

Posted on March 18, 2019 by MarkBennett

Mark and fellow comic, Darryl Purvis, drive the highways of Ontario yapping about standup comedy, singing, and pedophiles.

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Episode 112 – Howie Mandel Almost Killed Canadian Comedy

Posted on March 7, 2019 by MarkBennett

Mark talks about dropping his kid off at nursery school, the carnivore diet, and how Howie Mandel and Just For Laughs almost destroyed everything.

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Episode 111 – They Pull Me Back In

Posted on February 18, 2019 by MarkBennett

Mark considers taking a hiatus from comedy only to find out he can’t.

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Episode 110 – I’m George Costanza

Posted on January 28, 2019 by MarkBennett

Mark has decided to go against his instincts.

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Episode 109 – A Fight At The Comedy Club

Posted on January 11, 2019 by MarkBennett

Mark talks about his shows in Kingston, his kid’s obsession with German heavy metal, and the fight that breaks out in an Ottawa comedy club.

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Episode 108 – Merry Christmas, Happy Etc

Posted on December 21, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark yells about the joys of Christmas and needing to save someone’s life.

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Episode 107 – Money, It’s A Drag

Posted on December 5, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark rails on about the cold he got, crappy pay in comedy and Navy Seals getting up at 4:30.

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Episode 106 – Darryl Purvis and Gravenhurst

Posted on November 27, 2018November 27, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark and hilarious comedian, Darryl Purvis, go to a private birthday party gig they are sure is certain death.

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Episode 105 – Hell Gigs and Trampolines

Posted on November 19, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark yells about Christmas gigs and meditating.

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Episode 104 – John Wick and The Haunting Of Hill House

Posted on November 6, 2018November 6, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark yammers about watching the Haunting of Hill House, Keanu Reeves, and home organizers.

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Episode 103 – Cameroon and Flirting Toddlers

Posted on October 29, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark blabs incoherently about Africa and his perverted toddler.

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Episode 102 – High Voltage Science

Posted on October 16, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark yammers about the legal age of dope, houses, and denting his car.

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Episode 101 – Irish Jason Sudeikis

Posted on October 9, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark yammers about seeing Irish dads in the park and doing your own research.

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Episode 100 – Having a Baby and Carnivore Diets

Posted on October 1, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark yammers about his 100th episode, having a second kid, and giving himself colon cancer.

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Episode 99 – South Of France and Americans

Posted on September 17, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark talks about his awesome visit to the south of France and manages to complain the whole time.

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Episode 98 – America’s Got Talent and France

Posted on September 4, 2018September 4, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark yells about his upcoming trip to France, people wearing shoes in the house, and America’s Got Talent.

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Episode 97 – Ottawa – The City That Fun Forgot

Posted on August 29, 2018August 29, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark talks about how he is as old as dirt and how Ottawa may be turning into an exciting city.

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Episode 96 – Bad Comedians and Birthday Parties

Posted on August 20, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark yaps about his son’s second birthday and how everyone, including comedians, sucks right now.

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Episode 95 – Newfoundland, Radiohead, and Smokers

Posted on August 7, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark is back from his hiatus and possibly even more unhinged. Listen to him talk about the Radiohead concert, visiting Newfoundland, and needing to move.

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Episode 94 – Zidane, France, and Sumo

Posted on July 16, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark yammers about the World Cup, France, Sumo and Cognitive Behavioural Therapy.

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Episode 93 – Stabbing with some Rusty Scissors

Posted on July 5, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark talks about heart attacks and interfering in his neighbour’s life.

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Episode 92 – Ariana Grande, Pete Davidson, and Stupidity

Posted on June 28, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark yaps about how the internet has made people more stupid than he thought possible.

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Episode 91 – Hot Guys and Photos

Posted on June 25, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark rambles about his anniversary and becoming the greatest photographer ion the world.

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Episode 90 – Take A Dump In A Bag And Mail It

Posted on June 21, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark rants about the latest health crazy of mailing your own feces.

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Episode 89 – Grandparents Suck, The World Cup, and Father’s Day

Posted on June 18, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark blabs about being a bad dad on Father’s day, a kid’s soccer game, and arm-chair quarterbacks.

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Episode 88 – The White Haired Man

Posted on June 14, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark yells about being invisible at the gym, having a toddler in a thunderstorm and how the middle class is disappearing.

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Episode 87 – Blippi

Posted on June 11, 2018June 11, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark yammers about a heckler, and his kid watching youtube. Mark just might be a terrible parent.

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Episode 86 – Old Age Homes and Crazy Wives

Posted on June 7, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark blabs about his kid’s first soccer game and wanting to go to an old age home in his 40’s.

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Episode 85 – Tesla and Buying Stuff

Posted on June 4, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark rails on about how buying things can make you happy, meeting a tesla engineer, and how almost every politician is a piece of crap.

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Episode 84 – Roseanne, Ivanka, and Air Conditioners

Posted on June 1, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark yammers about buying an air conditioner and the Samantha Bee / Roseanne nonsense.

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Episode 83 – Brad and Being Fat

Posted on May 29, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark rails on about how gross he looks in gym clothes and how he is in a war with his downstairs neighbour.

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Episode 82 – John Mulaney, Sarah Silverman, and the Rise of Nice Comedy

Posted on May 25, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark yammers about the emergence of “Nice-guy comedy” and the Keto Diet.

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Episode 81 – Driving Apps and Bad Timing

Posted on May 23, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark yammers about being at a super long wedding and making the exact wrong decision at the exact wrong time.

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Episode 80 – A Russian Temptress and Bird Watching Perverts

Posted on May 15, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark yaps about taking his son to a park with hot ladies and the fact that Canadians were terrible to Russian hockey players.

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Episode 79 – Hitler, Benching, and Douchebaggery

Posted on May 8, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark rails on about Brad Marchand, the Raptors losing, and being a particular douchebag based on the car you drive.

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Episode 78 – Brand New Studio!

Posted on May 1, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark yaps about finally buying a new car from profession scam artists and being depressed. What’s funnier than depression? Nothing. A dark void of nothing.

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Episode 77 – Buying Cars Sucks

Posted on April 25, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark screams about trying to buy a car.

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Episode 76 – This is 40 and Potty Training

Posted on April 17, 2018 by MarkBennett

It’s Mark’s 40th birthday and he spent it chasing a toddler with a potty.

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Episode 75 – Wanna Live Longer? Do THIS

Posted on April 10, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark yaps about old ladies, living longer, and life beginning at 40.

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Episode 74 – Easter Lies and Squirt Guns

Posted on April 4, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark talks about Easter, his enemies, and his toddler ogling women.

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Episode 73 – Nosy Old Ladies and Wild Wild Country

Posted on March 26, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark yaps about his nosy old-lady neighbour, Bill Hader, and reevaluating his life.

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Episode 72 – Acupuncture, Bruises, and Vaseline

Posted on March 19, 2018March 19, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark talks about his shows in Kingston, his kid falling on his head, and a handsome Korean man.

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