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Episode 71 – Gary Clark Jr and George Bush Sr

Posted on March 12, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark rants about George Bush’s blues concert, deathbed confessions, and CPR.

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Episode 70 – Meet Your Neighbours

Posted on March 5, 2018March 5, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark gets together with his neighbours to have a playdate with his toddler and, of course, drink rum and coke.

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Episode 69 – This is Us and The Rolling Stones

Posted on February 26, 2018March 5, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark talks about seeing Ed Wills and Blues 4 Sale in New Orleans and how “This is Us” is depressing the hell out of him.

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Episode 68 – Stalked By A Prostitute

Posted on February 20, 2018February 20, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark yells about a crazy heckler and the time he got stalked by a hooker.

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Episode 67 – SiriusXM, Sidney Crosby, and Nuns at Comedy Shows

Posted on February 13, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark talks about his visit to SiriusXM, Sidney Crosby, and nuns going to comedy shows.

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Episode 66 – Sick Ottawa and Justin Timberlake

Posted on February 7, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark spends a week in Ottawa surrounded by the flu and yells about the Super Bowl halftime shows.

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Episode 65 – I’m on TV and the Grammy’s Suck

Posted on January 30, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark yaps about his TV appearance and his shows in Ottawa. He also talks about how bad the Grammy’s were.

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Episode 64 – Rage Against the Machine and Hot French Nannies

Posted on January 23, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark talks about how awesome Rage Against The Machine are and how his wife wants to hire a way too hot nanny.

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Episode 63 – The Grass is Greener

Posted on January 16, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark yaps about how not having a house might be awesome and how Dave Chappelle might be a prophet.

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Episode 62 – Dave Chappelle, Oprah, and Stay At Home Dads

Posted on January 9, 2018January 9, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark talks about Dave Chappelle’s new specials, president Oprah, and stay at home dads.

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Episode 61 – I’m in the Apple Vortex

Posted on December 29, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark has a merry Christmas and gets an iPad. He also realizes he’s a pampered princess.

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Episode 60 – Free Comedy Albums and Sensitive Audiences

Posted on December 18, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark talks about how the new over-sensitive audiences are ruining comedy and stopping conversations. He also tells you how you can get his or any comedy album for free and why kids should be terrified of Santa.

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Episode 59 – Album Drop

Posted on December 11, 2017 by MarkBennett

As Mark talks about the release of his album, Bad Bones, he pines about the loss of CD’s and the fact that he is super uncomfortable promoting himself.

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Episode 58 – 15 Hours on a Plane with Animals

Posted on December 4, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark yaps about his trip to Buenos Aires and how air travel is not for him.

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Episode 57 – Laundry and Stress

Posted on November 21, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark yells about the flight he needs to take and how gross people are probably touching his laundry.

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Episode 56 – Louis CK and Baby Sniffles

Posted on November 14, 2017 by MarkBennett

CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG???

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Episode 55 – Pearl Jam and Incest

Posted on November 7, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark yammers about watching Eddie Vedder get blackout drunk, his health, and how he probably should move to another city.

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Episode 54 – I Got Into Another Fight

Posted on October 31, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark yells from his car about how google owns the world and how he wishes he looked like a thug.

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Episode 53 – Lady Got Punched

Posted on October 23, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark talks about the placebo effect and how a male comic got into a fist-fight with a female comic and lost.

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Episode 52 – Everyone Hates Me

Posted on October 17, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark goes out into the comedy scene to find out people hate him because they think he’s arrogant. Is it true? Sort of!

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Episode 51 – The Why

Posted on October 10, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark endures a 7 hour car ride and muses about why he does comedy.

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Episode 50 – Old People Parties

Posted on October 2, 2017October 2, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark yaps about being too old to do anything, Netflix money, and Vladimir Putin.

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Episode 49 – Twitter and World War 3

Posted on September 25, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark gets into a fight with a real-estate lady, says things he shouldn’t at a party, and realizes the world is ending.

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Episode 48 – Mom Jeans and iPhone X

Posted on September 18, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark rants about the stupid price of phones and how he is an adult male.

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Episode 47 – A Filipino Nanny, Brian Regan, and Twin Peaks

Posted on September 12, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark blabs about leaving his child to watch Mr. Brian Regan and how he has a love/hate relationship with Twin Peaks.

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Episode 46 – Costco and Argentina

Posted on September 6, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark yaps about how Costco saved his life and how raising a baby is impossible.

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Episode 45 – The Fighting Irish

Posted on August 31, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark rants about people being rude to him and how awesome the Irish are.

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Episode 44 – I’m Dying Up Here and Damaging My Studio

Posted on August 25, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark yells about his gym screwing over himself, his child, and his car. He also gives “I’m Dying Up Here” another chance.

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Episode 43 – Sheet Cake, Dave Chappelle, and Racism

Posted on August 21, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark yaps about comics trying to navigate a PC world.

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Episode 42 – Edamame and Master of None

Posted on August 16, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark yells about a horrific human being who lives in his building, trying to prepare meals for his baby, and how Master of None is a romantic comedy.

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Episode 41 – A Tale of Two Daddies

Posted on August 10, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark yaps about his new disease, new doctors, and his first two days as a full-time dad.

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Episode 40 – It’s Finally Here

Posted on August 8, 2017August 8, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark’s wife is headed back to work leaving him with a baby that he fears he will ruin. Mark also gets a health update from his endocrinologist.

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Episode 39 – CBT, Pride, and Sticky Hands

Posted on August 2, 2017August 2, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark meets his new neighbours and talks about his wife bringing their 11 month old to the dentist.

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Episode 38 – Big Pharma, Toxic Mold, and Radiohead

Posted on July 29, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark angrily blabs about his apartment leaking, cherry-picking documentaries, and being radioactive.

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Episode 37 – Baby Models and Push-Up Contests

Posted on July 26, 2017July 26, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark yaps about his hospital visit, training his baby to become a push-up champion, and half watching a documentary.

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Episode 36 – Tumors, Shame, and the Death of Soundcloud

Posted on July 24, 2017July 24, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark talks about his upcoming hospital visit, the movie, “The Edge”, and the potential death of Soundcloud.

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Episode 35 – Comedians Should Not Use Facebook

Posted on July 19, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark drones about people patting themselves on the back, the pitfalls of comedy festivals, and bro-country.

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Episode 34 – Home and Country

Posted on July 17, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark blabs about coming home after two weeks in a house better than his. He also considers the possibility that country music is not total garbage.

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Episode 33 – Helicopter Parenting and Stupidity

Posted on July 12, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark blathers about Mask Boulder Hill, hanging out a cabin with his friends and trying to protect his son from cracking his head off the floor.

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Episode 32 – African Cell Phones and East Indian Neighbours

Posted on July 1, 2017July 1, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark blabs about his neighbour moving and how African workers listen to comedians on their cell phones.

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Episode 31 – Subtle Racism and Working Comedy

Posted on June 27, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark yaps about going back to open mics and finding out all the white people he knows are racist.

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Episode 30 – Hardeep and the Prius

Posted on June 20, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark rants about the conspiracy of the car seat and baby stroller lobby trying to force him to buy a new SUV.

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Episode 29 – The Enemy of My Enemy

Posted on June 13, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark spews nonsense about The Stanley Cup finals, babies attacking each other, and his temporary alliance with beardy

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Episode 28 – Westworld and Getting Caught Cheating

Posted on June 7, 2017June 7, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark screams about trying to send his kid to daycare, his obsession with Westworld, and idiots who cheat on their wives. He also gets super embarrassed when a lady catches him recording his podcast in his car.

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Episode 27 – Country Music Sucks

Posted on May 31, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark has fun yelling about how much new country music sucks, Shania Twain, and how you should always buy what everyone else buys.

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Episode 26 – Jim Carrey and Stand Up Comedy

Posted on May 27, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark yaps about how stand up Jim Carrey’s new show, “I’m Dying Up Here” and how stand up comedy is about to get very bad.

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Episode 25 – Attacked at a Gas Station

Posted on May 23, 2017May 27, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark yells about drunk people in a grocery store, getting up early, and confronting a lunatic in a parking lot.

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Episode 24 – Don’t Be An Elevator Douche

Posted on May 17, 2017May 27, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark talks to an idiot in an elevator and he disappoints his wife on her first mother’s day.

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Episode 23 – Ladies, Try My Bidet

Posted on May 11, 2017April 18, 2018 by MarkBennett

Mark talks about kids’ daycare and the bidet Nick The Bodybuilder has recently acquired.

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Episode 22 – Vive La France

Posted on May 10, 2017 by MarkBennett

Mark rants about the importance of work / family balance, the French election, and finding the lord in his garden.

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